Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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