how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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