if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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