Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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