i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
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I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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