is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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