If i come over, it means nothing
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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