I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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