are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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