you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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