sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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