just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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