i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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