kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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