Porn is love you can see.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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