This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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