Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
