Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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