if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
