is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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