please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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