On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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