it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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