The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
