Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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