Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
That's when you crack a 10am beer
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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