there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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