I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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