The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
