So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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