So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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