shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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