Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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