I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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