Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
so let's talk penis.
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And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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