I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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