Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We named our party play list daddy issues
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
