How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
