My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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