Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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