Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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