I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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