This girl is more easily done than said...
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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