I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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