4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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