Christians are straight up FREAKS
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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