Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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