D3 body, D1 cock
That's intense
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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