with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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