North Korea, Best Korea!
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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