Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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