Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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