i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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