i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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