Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
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just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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