yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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