some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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