Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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